A snowstorm has stranded Ashley and Savannah, two pageant queens, at the Spartanburg airport. Two Marines, home on leave, are also stranded and the last available lodging anywhere near Spartanburg is a bed and breakfast in Bug Tussle, South Carolina. After its eccentric owner has waited more than a year, The Lady Marmalade Bed Breakfast will finally have its first guests, who throughout the course of their stay show that they aren’t afraid of armored vehicles, hors d’oeuvres hours with mandatory costumes, pregnant armed robbers at The Waffle Barn, and helping out The First Hope of The Last Chance Baptist Church with the threatened cancellation of its Food Pantry PaLooza.
